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Sooo sorry aboot the delay chaps, but work, sex and uni have taken their toll on us, our time and the site but not to worry I'll be doing my best to keep it going, cos Jherico donn really have the time to do it....."Advanced Maths" n all. Things have progressed since...let me see....the last update, most importantly being the Beta1.2 release of Urban Terror. It finally makes the mod really playable - and boy does it kick fat ass. If yowz ne1 yow'll have it an yow'll be online (hopefully you will also have a far superior connection to me and you'll actually be able to play the game). <-- Go getit.

I STILL haven't been able to get a digital camera so Hardcore Quake3 has yet to be documented - although it has been practiced a few times now, I'm terrible at it and require A LOT more practice before I see myself getting any better!!

Right, I'm off to update the main page........ps PAK - 9 sez "Hi", all the way from Redneck Land USA.

03/10/00

Chillin to the choons of Garbage brings me to my next wittle enigma...Apart from 2 tracks, the Quake III  soundtrack is pretty....well...er crustier than a 90yr old's pantie-hoes after the ritual mushy peas and a shot'n'half of gin on a Sunday afternoon, the day before she's due for her fortnightly colonic irrigation session. Yep that bad.....who would have thought that this was a Quake admiration society? ;-) So what would be ideal sound track for Quake 3? Do you stick to the atmospheric story music of └┼┘Quake└┼┘ or do we take shift to the upbeat techno/rock vibe of          └┼┼┘Quake II└┼┼┘? I spose it depends on the desired effect one tries to create while mercilessly slaughtering a bunch of Nightmare bots - it's obvious then. While I'm sure Jherico's twisted ears would writhe in appreciation to the sounds of bones cracking, skulls squishing and fair Mynx howling, I find that a bit much and well......pants....it's MY corner after all. I think that there needs to be a good mix of good electro-thrash, techno, and some fast paced acid house....although attention needs to be given as to what music you play on which level.....and which game type. Glad that's off my chest.

Star Trek Voyager : Elite Force has been released. The game is basically a story based 1st person shooter, with a very small amount of problem solving. The game itself is an adapted Quake 3 engine with new shaders and textures and fairly realistic models and characters based on the TV series. The level designs through out  the whole game are very, very good and the mission objective based level structure makes for interesting and enjoyable game play. All the starfleet weapons are available to you...well that would be 2 then...cos that's all they have although the crew aboad voyage have designed to new tasy weapons for you and there are a load of alien weapons that you can pick up and use. Apart from being a bit easy....I completed it in about 6 hours......with munch breaks.....the game is a good buy and definately what the Trekies oot there have been waiting for.......go getit.

Ah relax there d00d's.

29/10/00

More smashing news!!! I now have permission to link to one of the best sites on the net! Dan's Corner is proud to present The Hun's Yellow Pages. So when you're done here, check out The Hun, you won't be sorry. Hardcore, Hardcore, Hardcore, Hardcore, Hardcore, Hardcore Quake 3! Sorry not today....ah well, you'll just have to come back tomorrow. Take care of yourselves........and each other.   

28/10/00

Well, well ,well, it certainly has been a while since the update....and frankly I'm not sorry and it probably will happen again.....only joking. Have any of you heard of Urban Terror? If you have, well done and if you haven't, dun matter. I've finally managed to download the latest test version and boy does it look good. Once finished it hails to be the ultimate realism mod for Q3 and will eliminate the need for separate realism games such as SOF. If you are interested, checkout: www.urbanterror.net. Don't just get the mod, but get the levels as well, the realistic weapons and models don't really look that good against the fantastical graphics of the standard Q3 levels themselves.

On another tone, Q3 has got better and better, and I am finally as good as P9 and eating Nightmare bots. The best test and warm up in the mornings:- q3dm13, standard bots on Nightmare, 30 frag-limit and 10 minutes time-limit.

Hardcore Quake3: Its here guys an' gals. The date won't be made public, as to keep yoall that care on your toes, but it will now be happening. After lots of being nice and sensitive and caring [gag]...my proposed test subject has agreed to take part in what could be the most important event in my Quakeing experience. Nicola Donnelly my other half will straddle me, facing me, with her top off and her breasts in my face, while I play a 1-on-2 against Major and Hunter, Hardcore, q3dm17. I'm looking forward to it an' I'm sure a few of you are too so keep in touch and play a lot of Quake.

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